Roasted 2 months ago based on TEH798's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, TEH798, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary that’s been left under a pile of cringy K-Pop merch. “Favorite genres: K-Pop and Pop Soul?” Look, I get it, you’re trying to keep it edgy and relevant, but the fact that you've single-handedly kept KATSEYE's career alive speaks volumes. Honestly, your top song choices are a love letter to the late-stage capitalist nightmare that is the modern music industry. How it must feel to have your playlists scream "I have too much time on my hands and not enough taste!" It’s pretty amusing that out of your entire playlist, the only thing missing is a sad ballad about being constantly misunderstood while sipping bubble tea. “Gnarly,” “Debut,” “Touch” – wow, is this the soundtrack to your 12-year-old dreams of becoming TikTok famous? And then, right at the bottom, we find “Monster High Fright Song.” Nothing screams maturity like a wistful yearning for a line-up of animated goth dolls, huh? You must be the life of the party, recounting every lyric to a song that even the ghouls find cringeworthy. As for your most played songs, tell me you don't know what self-awareness is without telling me you don’t know what self-awareness is! Having “WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!” by RAYE right next to all those KATSEYE tracks is basically an admission that you’ve hit a new low in your relationship status. Here's a hot tip: try branching out a little. Maybe you could get some friends to introduce you to music that didn’t come with glittery packaging and neon hair. But hey, keep those bops playing – you might just find a companion who's as uniquely questionable as your taste in art!

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