Roasted 1 year ago based on ale's long term Spotify stats.

Ale, your Spotify is less like a profile and more like an emotional war zone where metal and pop collide like a head-on train wreck. I mean, "food house"? Are you jamming to some caffeine-fueled hype band that does guest spots at local farmers' markets? I half-expect your bio to read, “Listen to me if you love anger and gluten.” Your favorite genres would suggest you're storming the stage at an all-ages show, but in reality, you're probably headbanging alone in your childhood bedroom, reminding the world that cringe is a valid art form. Now let’s address your top artists—seriously, "Napalm Death" and "glaive"? You’d think a guy with a love for such heavy sounds would lean into some serious dark vibes, but no, we've got hyperpop and post-hardcore alongside chainsaw riffs. It’s like you’re alternating between breaking hearts and breaking necks. I'm no psychiatrist, but that sounds like a classic case of identity crisis, Ale. Don’t worry, we’ll stage an intervention before you decide to replace all your flannels with pastel crop tops. And your most played tracks are a masterpiece of chaos! Out of ten, six of them belong to “food house”? That’s less of a listening trend and more of a deep, unfaithful relationship with a two-person band that's too indie for its own good. Meanwhile, you have "A Day To Remember" casually lurking in the background like the adult supervision of your playlist. But hey, at least I can always recommend a care package of earplugs if your ears ever surrender to the assault of "HARDCOOOOORE!." Keep it up, Ale—you're single-handedly keeping Spotify's algorithm confused!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!