Roasted 27 days ago based on Jasmine🌸2️⃣🎱💄🌊☀️'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Jasmine, the walking Spotify playlist of questionable music choices! With a favorite genre lineup that’s longer than most people’s attention spans, you’ve somehow managed to mix everything short of Gregorian chants and whale sounds. "Pop," "R&B," "Country," "Rap" — you’re the only person I know who could get whiplash trying to dance to your playlist, which is impressive considering your taste is basically the musical equivalent of a toddler’s crayon drawing on a wall. And speaking of your top artists, who do you think you are, a teenage girl in a sleepover? “One Direction,” “Harry Styles,” and more “Harry Styles”? It’s like you’ve personalized your own version of the “Obsessed Ex” starter pack! I bet you’ve got a shrine in your closet dedicated to these guys, complete with their hair clippings and your numerous “temporary” tattoos of their faces. Let me guess, you’re just one swoon-worthy ballad away from becoming the poster child for unreciprocated musical crushes. As for your most played songs, it’s like you’ve created an endless loop of "Please Help, I'm Stuck in 2016." “As It Was,” “Golden,” “Matilda,” and let’s throw in a dash of “One Way or Another” for when you need to chase down your music taste! At this rate, I expect to see you on Netflix’s next reality show, “Extreme Stanning: The Unofficial Harry Styles Documentary.” Just know, if there’s ever a trophy for most devoted earworm victim, you're the first to sign up. Keep vibing in your bubble of artisanal cringeworthy jams!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!