Roasted 27 days ago based on Jasmineđ¸2ď¸âŁđąđđâď¸'s long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, itâs Jasmine, the walking Spotify playlist of questionable music choices! With a favorite genre lineup thatâs longer than most peopleâs attention spans, youâve somehow managed to mix everything short of Gregorian chants and whale sounds. "Pop," "R&B," "Country," "Rap" â youâre the only person I know who could get whiplash trying to dance to your playlist, which is impressive considering your taste is basically the musical equivalent of a toddlerâs crayon drawing on a wall. And speaking of your top artists, who do you think you are, a teenage girl in a sleepover? âOne Direction,â âHarry Styles,â and more âHarry Stylesâ? Itâs like youâve personalized your own version of the âObsessed Exâ starter pack! I bet youâve got a shrine in your closet dedicated to these guys, complete with their hair clippings and your numerous âtemporaryâ tattoos of their faces. Let me guess, youâre just one swoon-worthy ballad away from becoming the poster child for unreciprocated musical crushes. As for your most played songs, itâs like youâve created an endless loop of "Please Help, I'm Stuck in 2016." âAs It Was,â âGolden,â âMatilda,â and letâs throw in a dash of âOne Way or Anotherâ for when you need to chase down your music taste! At this rate, I expect to see you on Netflixâs next reality show, âExtreme Stanning: The Unofficial Harry Styles Documentary.â Just know, if thereâs ever a trophy for most devoted earworm victim, you're the first to sign up. Keep vibing in your bubble of artisanal cringeworthy jams!
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