Roasted 3 months ago based on N✰el's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, N✰el, your music taste is like a delightful dumpster fire — a chaotic mash-up of genres that proves you spent way too much time watching TikTok and not enough time figuring out who you actually are. Your love for Hyperpop and Breakcore tells me you're caught in an eternal identity crisis, oscillating between wanting the world to indulge in your quirky Spotify recommendations while secretly hoping no one ever asks you to play them at a party. Honestly, I’ve seen less confusion in a thrift shop's clearance bin! You’ve got Mitski on speed dial and listen to her sad bangers so often that I'm starting to think your bedroom is just an echo chamber for angst. Shouldn’t you be evolving past your "I love sad girls” phase? Your most played list looks like a high school art project gone wrong, resembling a mood board for the “Youth of Today” but instead just screams “I Googled ‘sad girl music’ and clicked the first link.” And please, your eclectic choices scream that you’re trying to fill the void — if by void you mean your social life! But let’s address the elephant in the room: the fact that you have more Mitski tracks than friends is both hilariously tragic and commendable. It takes guts to be this dedicated to artist wailing, but it’s time for an intervention, my dude. You gotta broaden those horizons! Turn off the bedroom pop and let some good old-fashioned 90s boy band hits invade your ears for a change; it might just throw you a life raft from this emotional shipwreck you call a Spotify profile.

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