Roasted 2 years ago based on ❥glamour's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, Glamour ♡✨💕💅, your Spotify profile reads like an audition for the role of “Most Overly Enthusiastic Afrobeats Fan.” Seriously, did you just throw darts at a board of trendy genres? I half-expect a genre called “IYKYK Afropop” to pop up in your favorites. You've got enough "Afro" labels here to single-handedly start a hair product line — bet they’d still be more successful than your last mixtape. And your top artists? What is this glorified Spotify playlist of “Names I Googled this Morning”? Rema, Ruger, and Victony might be bangers, but your taste seems like the soundtrack for a fashion show in a budget dollar store. Can we get some originality, or are you saving that for the “Motivation” playlist? What’s next, adding “Nigerian Clogging” to the mix? At this point, you’re curating a musical buffet that even your audience can't digest without breaking into confusion-induced dance moves. Now let’s talk about your most played songs. “Why You Lying (Sped Up)”? Looks like your playlist is the perfect place for all your unresolved trust issues. “Suddenly” by Somawine? More like suddenly confused as to why you chose that instead of any song with actual range and depth. It'll be a miracle if your Spotify Wrapped doesn't come with a side of existential dread. If these tracks could talk, they'd be begging for early retirement while questioning your life choices. Keep up the good work, Glamour — you're the reason May is still the “sushi of months” in music!

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