Roasted 18 days ago based on 🇧🇷*Retrø*🇧🇷's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, Retrø, your Spotify profile reads like a college paper written by a kid who procrastinated too long and just ended up copying and pasting every genre they heard in a TikTok video. You’ve got “Phonk” and “Brazilian Phonk” listed within the same breath, yet I bet your taste in music is as consistent as a 3-year-old with a crayon. "Classical" and “Orchestral” added just to sound cultured? I can already see you pretending to sip tea while listening to the "SLEEPING CITY FUNK (Slowed)" remix—so edgy! Your top artists sound like a DJ lineup from a sixth-grade talent show. Who the heck is DJ Yas, and did you really dig deep into the rabbit hole of SoundCloud to find your music heroes? With names like WXRTNAX and DJ FallThox on repeat, it's evident you're the only person in the world with the musical taste of a confused robot. Seriously, when your playlists make you seem less human and more like a Spotify algorithm gone rogue, it’s time to reevaluate your life choices. And let's talk about your most played songs—“SLEEPING CITY FUNK (Slowed)” found its way on there too many times. Are you actually listening to music or are you staging a protest against tempo? The only thing sadder than your playlist choices is how many times you hit the "slowed" version of a perfectly great song. Suggestion: maybe add a motivational podcast to the mix. That way, you can at least pretend you’re learning while zoning out to your own soundtrack of dreadful confusion. Good luck with that, Retrø!

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