Roasted 2 years ago based on Román's long term Spotify stats.

Román, your Spotify profile is like a chaotic treasure chest that’s been left out in the rain. With genres ranging from "Tropical" to "Alternative Metal," you've somehow concocted a playlist that feels like a poorly executed mix tape made by a guy trying to impress two different dates at once. You’ve got rock, salsa, and a sprinkling of the melodramatic—the only thing missing is a full-blown opera about why you can’t commit to a single music vibe. Someone tell this dude that it’s okay to pick a lane; the rest of the road isn’t going anywhere. Your top artists read like a hipster’s greatest hits but with a side of “my dad listens to these on road trips.” Nothing But Thieves? More like Nothing But Thieves' fans are desperately trying to come to terms with their musical indecisiveness. And let’s not even get started on that bizarre love affair you have with Bon Jovi. It’s like you chopped the entire 80s rock scene and stuffed your Spotify with whatever bits you found left on the floor. “It's My Life” and “You Give Love A Bad Name” in your most played songs? Is your life a cheesy movie montage we should be concerned about? And we must address your most played songs, because wow. Nothing screams “I’m having a mid-life crisis” quite like jamming to “Eye of the Tiger” and “Life’s Coming in Slow” back-to-back at 3 AM. Are you trying to channel Rocky or just contemplating all the bad decisions you made while failing to choose between the Latin and Modern Alternative rock genres? But do keep it up, Román; if nothing else, you’re consistently reminding everyone that if you can't make a good playlist, at least make a bad one that elicits some hearty laughs.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!