Roasted 1 month ago based on TotallyNotPrincy's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to TotallyNotPrincy’s Spotify profile, where the musical identity crisis is as real as your questionable playlist choices! Seriously, you’ve got more genres than a high school talent show, and about as much cohesion, too. When your favorite genres include “Gujarati Garba” right next to “K-Pop,” it reads like a menu at a fusion restaurant that nobody asked for. It’s like you threw a dart at a list of genres and just went with whatever it landed on—but instead of a bullseye, all you hit was confusion. Your top artists are an eclectic mix that screams “I can’t commit!” The only thing these musicians have in common is that they probably all rolled their eyes when they saw your playlist. Pritam, Arijit Singh, and Lana Del Rey? It’s as if you’re trying to create the world’s least relatable dinner party playlist. I can see it now: “Hey everyone, let’s vibe to some sad pop, followed by a Bollywood banger, and then just to mix things up, a sprinkle of Gujarati beats. Who needs a schedule for the emotional rollercoaster?” And then there’s your most played songs—a medley of tunes that could only have been pieced together in a fever dream. “Irresponsible” indeed, because only an irresponsible decision-maker could listen to Shawn Mendes and then flip to “The Zombie Song” without a hint of irony. Please, do us all a favor, spend a day sorting it out so we don’t have to keep pretending it’s all a part of “your artistic journey.” Your music taste could fund a support hotline for the confused souls navigating their own Spotify profiles—just don’t forget to tune in first!

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