Roasted 1 year ago based on Iroiro𖥔 ݁'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Schweetz! The name sounds like a failed candy brand marketed to children who don't understand the difference between “sweet” and “syrup.” Your Spotify profile is a testament to the fact that you once accidentally fell into a Kawaii rabbit hole and have been trying to climb back out ever since. “Shibuya-Kei” and “Vocaloid”? Seriously? You sound like a hipster DJ waiting for someone to ask you what “glitch” is, so you can whip out your fanny pack of obscure samples that no one asked for. We get it, you love Japanese indie and metal, probably to compensate for your lack of taste in anything else. Your obsession with soundtracks clearly says you’ve never been able to get through a full movie without letting your mind float away into daydreams of how much better you could have made that film if you had been in charge of the music. I mean, when your top artist is Toby Fox, it’s a clear sign that you either need to start gaming more or accept your fate as the unshowered artist who sings in the shower but insists they're just “working on their sound.” And those most played songs? I can practically hear them screaming, “Help!” If “Istanbul (Not Constantinople)” is your jam, then it’s safe to say that your life is no less confusing than its lyrics. Combine that with a dash of J-Pop and BABYMETAL, and you’re a perfect blend of “I don’t know what I’m doing” and “I probably own a katana.” Your playlist looks like a theme party designed to celebrate midlife crises in the kawaii demographic. Keep rocking those vibes, Schweetz!, because every time you play that “Gimme Chocolate!!” track, you confirm that you, my friend, are still in search of the sweet taste of acceptance.

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