Roasted 9 months ago based on Will Herrmann's long term Spotify stats.

Will Herrmann, huh? Let’s break down your Spotify profile like it’s a mixtape nobody asked for. You’ve got more drill sub-genres in your favorite list than a confused construction worker at an underground rave. Seriously, it’s like you just Googled “most violent music styles” and decided to pick ’em all. You say you like R&B, but with all that drill, it sounds like you’re just trying to serenade your nightmares. If I were a therapist, I’d suggest a little more Marvin Gaye and a lot less “I just got out of a gang fight” vibes. Now let’s take a look at your top artists—I'm sensing a pattern here. Your Spotify looks like it’s sponsored by “Bro, who’s that guy?” We’ve got Drake, who’s basically the emotional support rapper of our time, paired with a bunch of artists that sound like they might either drop a banger or a prescription for PTSD. And are you really vibing to Jack Harlow? With that lineup, your Spotify is giving me “white kid at a suburban barbeque trying to prove he’s hood.” No offense, but even your music taste is suffering from an identity crisis. And your most played songs? “How Much Is Weed?” You must be high to have that on repeat. Please, Will, check if your Spotify has a restart button; clearly, you need it. It’s like a cry for help mixed with an eccentric shopping list for the local record store. With lyrics like “Stop Giving Me Advice,” maybe you should take your own advice and just stop playing so much. If I had a nickel for every time your playlist sounds like a high school kid's Snapchat story, I could fund your therapy for those toxic choices. Get it together!

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