Roasted 1 year ago based on Adam Wyatt's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Adam Wyatt, your Spotify profile is a masterpiece in genre confusion. You have more “core” subgenres than a decaying tree has rings, yet somehow your emotional range still falls shorter than a pop-punk band’s attention span. Between metalcore, post-hardcore, and emocore, you’re basically a walking teenage angst tornado, still crying over your middle school crush while belting out songs by “Sleeping With Sirens” like they hold the secret to the universe. Maybe add a new genre, 'Sad-Core,' just to really encapsulate the vibe. And let's talk about your top artists: it’s like you took a road trip through Hot Topic and decided to play roulette with the checkout music. With “Sleep Token” leading the pack—who I’m convinced is just a collective of angsty ghosts—you might as well be wearing a black hoodie while sipping tears. Meanwhile, you’ve got Charlie Puth and The Kid LAROI thrown in like a “sorry, not sorry” flavor of vanilla in a sundae of emo chaos. Is this a Spotify profile or a mood board for a high school drama club production? Your most played songs read like a desperate plea for help, Adam. “Caramel,” “Apnea,” and “Love Me Slow” sound like the names of your failed Tinder dates. With tracks like "Damocles" weighing heavily on your heart and “sun to me” making us question your entire existence, your listening history is like one long emotional breakdown set to a heavy guitar riff. At this point, I'd recommend some therapy sessions instead of a new playlist, but who needs mental health when you can just scream it out, right? Rock on, you beautifully tragic mess!

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