Roasted 15 hours ago based on Hiba's long term Spotify stats.

Hiba, your Spotify profile reads like a confused mixtape from a therapist's office. I mean, where's the coherence? One minute you're serenading the divine with Sholawat and Qawwali, and the next you’re banging your head to some K-Pop group that can't decide if they're musicians or a fashion show. Your playlist looks less like a party and more like someone trying to appease every single mood swing on the planet. It’s like you took every genre that nobody’s ever heard of and mixed them up in a blender—enjoy your sonic smoothie! Let’s talk about those top artists. I couldn’t help but notice a glaring absence of anyone recognizable. It’s almost like your music taste is a game of hide and seek, but the only thing missing is the talent. Who are these people? Your Spotify is a treasure chest of obscure names that sound like they all play at local coffee shops and have social media followings smaller than your mom's book club. I'm half-expecting your friends to pull a "who dis?" when they see these artists on your playlist. The only thing getting more airtime than your eclectic choices are the crickets chirping in response to your music taste. And then there’s your “most played songs.” Great choices, if you’re trying to get kicked out of a karaoke bar. "Universe Cat Drowning"? Now there’s a title that really speaks to the depths of your despair. It’s as if your music taste is a fine wine—only it's fermented under the bathroom sink. You must have a fantastic ability to cry while vibing to songs like "Bathroom Floor" and "how could u love somebody like me?" Truly inspiring, Hiba. You’ve single-handedly turned Spotify into a portal for existential crises and emotional breakdowns. For the love of humanity, put on something with a little more pep—or at least something that doesn’t sound like the soundtrack to an indie horror film.

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