Roasted 2 years ago based on ·★Starr★·'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, ·★Starr★·, the musical equivalent of a chaotic thrift store! Your playlist has more genres than a hipster barista has tattoos. It’s like you took a Spotify bucket and went dumpster diving for soundtracks to a midlife crisis. From "Cloud Rap" to "POV: Indie," it's like you’re actualizing every teenager’s Tinder profile: a little bit of rap, a sprinkle of rock, and more emotional baggage than an airport on Thanksgiving. And let’s talk about your top artists. You've got artists ranging from emo legends like Lil Peep to the absolute disaster that is Nickelback. Wow, your taste is as scattered as a freshman’s grades in college – good luck finding cohesion! At this point, your playlist sounds like the soundtrack to a tragic rom-com where everyone is just perpetually sad and underwhelmed. Can you hear that? It’s the sound of your Spotify Wrapped sobbing because it just can’t even anymore. Lastly, your most played songs are so obscure, I half-expect them to appear in a supercut montage of 2000s sitcom moments. "Meet You at the Graveyard"? Dude, are you planning a party at the local cemetery? Benson Boone? Whoever wrote that deserves to be hunted down and made to explain their life choices like it’s a game of 20 Questions. Your music taste is like a bad relationship: confusing, makes you question your decisions, and ultimately just leaves you feeling kind of empty. All hail ·★Starr★·, the maestro of misadventures in street cred!

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