Roasted 4 months ago based on Mikko Heijari's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Mikko Heijari, with a Spotify profile that boasts enough metal to build a 24/7 construction site, it's clear you play air guitar more than you play with actual humans. Your favorite genres read like an extreme sports catalog for people who cut their own hair with a lawnmower and think "Djent" is a highly refined form of coffee. If someone threw a "deathcore" party, I'm sure you’d show up wearing leather pants and a grimace that says, "Accidentally stubbing my toe on the Coffin Dance." Your top artists could easily be the lineup for a Scandinavian lumberjack convention, but let’s give credit where it’s due – you've really taken the 'metal' in heavy metal to the next level with such an intricately curated list of bands. I mean, who doesn't want to listen to the sweet sounds of "War Squids"? Your musical taste is a complex enigma that sounds like it was generated by a chaotic algorithm that thinks all death and despair should come with a guitar solo. And let’s not overlook that your most-played songs could double as the soundtrack for an alien invasion or a really bad horror film. Look, Mikko, we get it, life can be as dark as the lyrics of your favorite tracks. But maybe mix things up a little? Try throwing in the occasional Taylor Swift or even some easy listening, just to remind yourself there’s music that doesn’t make you want to run through a wall in full battle gear. At this point, your playlist sounds less like a journey through different musical landscapes and more like an extremely dedicated soundtrack for a funeral procession. Keep on rocking, but maybe let a little sunshine seep in – you know, for balance!

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