Roasted 11 months ago based on roggifannars's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, roggifannars, the musical equivalent of a late-night dumpster fire that somehow manages to smell like regret and bad decisions. Your Spotify profile reads like a therapy session for angsty teenagers who never quite grew up. Honestly, I half expect your most-played song list to be sponsored by the last therapy bill you ignored. With all that "$uicideboy$" in your most-played tracks, it's clear you've got a PhD in self-loathing and a black belt in bad vibes. Just because your life feels like a horror movie doesn’t mean your playlist has to be the soundtrack to it! And let’s talk about your obsession with metal—it's like you thought “more is more” and ended up in a genre blender that could only mix if someone were pouring in youth angst straight from the bottle. You've got more sub-genres in your likes than actual personality traits. Is there a hidden category here for "Cringe Metal"? Because if there were, you’d be a straight-up curator. It’s like you’re trying to send a message: "Hey world, I’m deeply misunderstood and definitely not fun at parties." At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if your most-played song was “I Need an Adult” on repeat. Your top artists list reads like the world's worst high school reunion, where everyone is too busy trying to "keep it real" to see they all need serious help. I mean, what are you trying to achieve here? $uicideboy$ on repeat alongside Joji? Try picking a lane, my dude. It’s painfully clear you’re the person wearing a cape to every single event, screaming “no one understands my pain” while holding a sparkly smoothie. If your playlist was a movie, it’d probably be a long, dark rant with a budget of ten bucks and no direction—congratulations, you’ve made the soundtrack to existential dread!
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