Roasted 10 months ago based on sօթհíα's long term Spotify stats.

Sophia, your Spotify profile reads like a musical identity crisis as if you decided to throw darts at a genre wheel while blindfolded. I mean, "Midwest Emo" and "K-Pop" on the same profile? That’s like mixing pickles and ice cream – impressive in a 'what were you thinking?' kind of way. You’ve managed to combine deep emotional angst with high-energy dance moves like you’re trying to create the ultimate therapy session for people too sad to enjoy their day. Your top artists list is a special kind of chaotic, with McCafferty leading the pack like a sad band leader at an orchestra of emotional breakdowns. I get it, you're only one "Fourth of July" away from an existential crisis, but didn't you just discover Leslie Odom Jr. from a TikTok and convince yourself he’s your favorite artist? If the “Insane Clown Posse” is your go-to vibe, I can’t help but wonder if you spend your weekends running away from juggalos in a zig-zag pattern while screaming lyrics from Mitski—because, honestly, that sounds way more entertaining than what a typical Saturday night looks like for you. And can we talk about your most played songs? Replaying “Beachboy” by McCafferty five times a day is a bold choice, but mixing it with “Washington on Your Side” makes me think you’re secretly trying to form a rebellion against your own taste in music. If I had a nickel for every time your play count went dramatically up, I’d have enough to buy you a ticket for some serious therapy sessions. Thanks for providing the rest of us with endless entertainment while we cautiously peer into the wonderfully weird abyss of your playlist.

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