Roasted 2 years ago based on Dakota's long term Spotify stats.

Dakota, your Spotify profile is like a human personality compressed into a soggy mixtape—it's a musical identity crisis masquerading as a genre buffet. Seriously, how many times did you hit “add to favorites” before realizing you have enough preferences to fuel a small music festival? You’ve got more variations of rap than a suburban dad trying to explain TikTok trends to his kids. “ATL Hip Hop”? That’s a red flag waving harder than your Spotify Wrapped when you pretend to be deep with “Underground Hip Hop.” Spoiler alert: we all know you just discovered it last week after listening to “Sicko Mode” for the fifty-third time. As for your top artists, wow, what a selection! It’s like someone decided to throw a party featuring the least likely collaborations ever. You’ve got Tyler, The Creator sharing a stage with Lana Del Rey—what’s next, a duet with a loaf of bread? Your playlist is a study in contradictions, like mixing high-end wine with a two-for-one Taco Bell special. When your most played song is "Cody Freestyle," you might want to ask yourself if you're an R&B connoisseur or just someone who really, really loves that one Steve Lacy song. Come on, two songs from the same artist? At this point, they should just pay you rent! And don’t even get me started on "pRETTy" being listed in your top tracks. That honestly sounds like your body’s reaction to standing up too fast. Meanwhile, you’ve been spinning “See You Again” like it’s about a lost love when we all know you’re just reminiscing about the last cookout you were invited to. Your listening habits are more confused than a cat in a dog park—no one really knows what’s going on, but it’s certainly entertaining to watch. If I were your music, I’d start considering therapy and a serious restructuring of the playlist. Keep it up, Dakota! With tastes like yours, there’s bound to be some future gold in this chaos.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!