Roasted 2 years ago based on Hanna Haller's long term Spotify stats.

Hanna Haller—name sounds like a polite warning sign at a concert for overly emotional people. Your Spotify profile is basically the soundtrack of a mid-life crisis waiting to happen. I mean, you’ve got "Indie" and "Metalcore" on the same list—what’s next, a death metal rendition of Taylor Swift? Your playlist has more identity crises than a teenager at a music festival, and honestly, the only thing more confused than your favorite genres is your love life. Your top artists read like a support group for sad boys and for anyone who has ever felt too many feelings in one sitting. I can just picture you at a bar, trying to bond over Zach Bryan and Beartooth while sipping a drink that’s equal parts angst and regret. Just when we thought it couldn’t get any more cliché, you bring in Lewis Capaldi—because every good vibe has to have that one artist who makes you question your entire existence, right? At this rate, your Spotify is auditioning for a role in the next season of “This Is Us.” And then there’s your most played songs—truly a diverse range of “I’m sad, but I’ll be happy soon, maybe.” With tracks titled "Deadweight" and "Let 'em Burn," you might as well be writing your own Tinder bio. "Let 'em burn" really speaks volumes about your social life; sounds like you’re just trying to incinerate every questionable decision you’ve ever made while slip-sliding further into an existential abyss. Honestly, Hannah, if your playlists were a person, they’d probably need a therapy session—or at least a better hobby.

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