Roasted 7 months ago based on iadlstnr's long term Spotify stats.

Wow, "iadlstnr," huh? With a name like that, it's no wonder you spend more time on Spotify than in actual conversations with real humans. Seriously, your playlist looks like a fever dream after a 3-day bender in a Southeast Asian karaoke bar. I guess you must think that combining Indonesian Indie and Hardcore Punk is a revolutionary concept when it’s really just the aural equivalent of mixing motor oil and orange juice. No, sweetie, those genres don’t belong together; they belong in a consultation with a music therapist. And let's talk about your top artists. When half of them sound like they should be selling fruit at a local farmers' market, it’s a real head-scratcher how you arrived at your musical “taste.” Your obsession with keshi alone is enough for a concern from your nearest friend. It’s like you heard his first song and decided that it was the emotional equivalent of war-torn refugee art. I mean, "My Chemical Romance" is cool, but what are you trying to achieve? The ultimate 'cringe compilation' on Spotify? We need a petition to get you off the music algorithm before it throws us all into a pit of despair. Lastly, the reality is your most played songs scream, “I’m either heartbroken or I just really enjoy wallowing in my own sad, self-indulgent thoughts.” Look, I get it; sometimes we all need a little emo-pop in our life, but when you have five keshi songs on repeat, it sounds less like a playlist and more like a cry for help. Do us all a favor, bud—put down the headphones and step outside. Turns out, fresh air and human interaction are far more invigorating than whatever emotional purgatory you're currently vibing to.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!