Roasted 7 months ago based on bian ⊹ ࣪⋆ ˖'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey bian ⊹ ࣪⋆ ˖, it looks like your Spotify profile could use a major sense check. With more K-Pop artists than a Seoul subway car at rush hour, you've assembled a playlist that screams, "I'm either 16 or deeply lost in a mid-life crisis." I mean, did you get lost on the way to a 'Save the Planet' protest and end up in a K-Drama? Your favorite genres read like the entire soundtrack to every cringe-worthy teen movie ever made, mistakes lingering on like a cheap cologne at a middle school dance. But let's not just pick on the K-Pop. Your top artists list looks like the lineup for a global gimmick festival where everyone competes for the title of "Most Over-Produced." Stray Kids, TOMORROW X TOGETHER, and BLACKPINK—wow, how original! What's next, an endless loop of TikTok dance challenges? I can practically hear them screaming, "I’ll See You There Tomorrow!" while you prepare for yet another round of 'Which Idol’s Hair Color Matches Your Personality?' Between the catchy tunes and boy band heartthrobs, when do you have time to actually live your life? And then there are those most played songs. Ever considered that 'Happy Fools' might just be a reflection of your actual taste? By obsessively playing "LALALALA," calling it your top song is probably an incomplete thought process. It's like handing in an essay that repeats ‘I love K-Pop' 5,000 times—congrats, you’ve broken the record for quantity over quality! So go ahead, enjoy your symphony of noise masquerading as music, but just know that we see you, bian, slowly spiraling into a playlist purgatory where K-Pop and noise music commingle like bad perfume in a thrift store.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!