Roasted 10 months ago based on Nikola Mihajlović's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Nikola Mihajlović, the musical equivalent of a trendy coffee shop. Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s scavenger hunt, desperately trying to find the most obscure tunes while conveniently forgetting that **Classic Rock** isn’t an obscure genre. Your playlist is so meticulously curated it almost feels like a sad diary. “Dear Diary, today I discovered yet another band from a remote corner of the world that no one has ever heard of. My mission to impress my friends continues!” Honestly, how many forms of rock do we need to hear? **Soft Rock**, **Alternative Rock**, **Yacht Rock**—it’s as if you can’t decide whether you’re throwing a beach party or having a midlife crisis. And let’s not mention your top artists list, where “Fleetwood Mac” rubs shoulders with “bôa” and “Nikos Vertis” like they all showed up to the wrong party. Your music taste is so eclectic it could give a hipster whiplash. You’re one obscure band away from trying to convince us that the sounds of marbles rolling on concrete is the next big thing in neo-psychedelic music. And can we talk about your most played songs? “Do Me Right” and “Snake Oil” sound like a self-help seminar gone horribly wrong. And who exactly do you think you are, playing “One” by Metallica in a sea of dreamy melodies? Are you trying to ground your spiritual awakening with some heavy riffs? Sorry to break it to you, but confounding your musical identity doesn’t make you a genius—it makes you a walking identity crisis in a beanie. Congratulations, Nikola, you've officially made **Yacht Rock** the soundtrack for your existential dread.

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