Roasted 2 years ago based on Josh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Josh, where do we even begin with your Spotify profile? You’ve curated a musical journey that reads less like a playlist and more like a trendy therapist’s session. “POV: Indie”? Really? It’s like you want us to visualize your inability to commit to a single genre. You bounce around genres like a toddler on a sugar high. I half-expect to see "Lofi Pop Punk Melancholic Canadian Slacker Rock" as your next favorite genre. Your taste in music screams, “I’m deeply misunderstood,” yet somehow manages to alienate not just mainstream listeners but also the artists you claim to love. Your top artists give us a clearer picture of your personality. How can someone who loves Taylor Swift, Drake, *and* Radiohead also be horrifically insufferable? It's like you’re trying to blend high school prom night with an existential crisis. What’s next? Adding “emotionally unstable” to your Instagram bio? And while we're here, "Canadian Pop"? I've got news for you, Josh: defining your taste with a nationality makes it all the more obvious that you’ve run out of valid music choices. Let’s not even get started on your most played songs. “How To Never Stop Being Sad” and “How to Disappear Completely”? Sounds like you're trying to build a female-led alt-rock soundtrack for your perpetual internal monologue. Listening to this playlist must be like reading a diary written by someone who believes that sharing their feelings is the pinnacle of self-expression. Maybe instead of curating your music taste, you should just buy yourself a dog, strap on a pair of headphones, and just walk it off, good luck finding the way back!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!