Roasted 3 months ago based on shubham sharma's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Shubham Sharma, the Spotify profile that serves as a beacon for every Punjabi auntie looking to spice up their family functions! With a playlist that reads like an overenthusiastic mixtape from a toddler who just discovered an "Indian" button on their keyboard, you’ve truly mastered the art of musical schadenfreude. I mean, how does one blend Hindi Hip Hop, Haryanvi Pop, and Bollywood without unleashing a time-traveling disaster on the music industry? Your genre choices could literally prompt a panic attack at a karaoke night! Your top artists could be the perfect subjects for a documentary titled "The Unsung Kings of Desperation." Masoom Sharma, MC Square, and Dhanda Nyoliwala—sounds like a lineup for a street food festival gone wrong! And let's not even get started on the fact that Wajid and Yo Yo Honey Singh somehow made the cut. It’s like you assembled a superhero team, but instead of saving the world, they just rob everyone’s eardrums blind. Honestly, with such an elite squad, you’re either the biggest hip hop aficionado or you just really, really want to confuse your neighbors. As for your most played songs, I can only assume they're like the mixtape equivalent of eating instant noodles every day—you know it's bad for you, yet here you are, stuck in that vortex of mediocrity. "Lofar" and "Blender"? Wow, I never knew music could even be this metaphorically blended, but clearly you’ve taken that to new heights. At this rate, why don’t you just stick to loops of traffic sounds? It might be more soothing than whatever brain damage your current playlist is causing!

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