Roasted 2 months ago based on Mason Morgan's long term Spotify stats.
Mason Morgan, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of Drill music, is here to remind us all that there’s a thin line between 'cultured' and 'toxic.' Your Spotify playlist looks like the sonic equivalent of a New York subway after a 12-hour bender: it’s all chaos, noise, and a little bit of possible homicide. Seriously, who knew “New York Drill” could account for about 97% of your listening habits? At this point, you should just rename your profile to "Mason's Murderous Melodies," or "Mason the Drill Sergeant" because it sounds like you’re preparing for a soundtrack to an impending court case. We get it, you’re hip - or maybe just hip-hop obsessed. If I had a dollar for every time you listened to “YoungBoy Never Broke Again,” I could buy you a ticket to a show that’s not full of depressed lyricism and life-altering regrets. Emo rap? Really? That’s how you cope with those daddy issues? Your taste in music is basically an overhyped therapy session where you discuss your feelings while simultaneously plotting revenge on your high school bullies. And let’s not overlook your top artists – it’s like a lineup of all the guys who look like they might actually drive an unlicensed zip car straight into a gas station. And what’s with repeatedly streaming songs like “Scrub” and “Molly” by Sleepy Hallow? Are you trying to send a message or just make sure your neighbors think there’s a drug deal going down? Your most played songs would lead any forensics expert to deduce that you've been hiding in a room with the same ten tracks for the last six months while silently weeping into your pillows. Get it together, Mason. Just remember, while you’re busy playing “Anxiety Freestyle,” your playlists are doing the real crying.
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