Roasted 5 months ago based on riley’s moosic🐄's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Riley’s Moosic, where the musical theater kid and a 70s yacht party collide in a delightfully chaotic mess. Your favorite genres read like the world’s least threatening mixtape: a blend of chest-pounding rock and soft rock that could put a toddler to sleep. Instead of a Spotify Wrapped, I'm surprised you didn’t just get a greeting card that says, “Congrats on being aggressively average.” With a list that includes “Bedroom Pop” and “Classic Rock,” you’re basically a human Spotify algorithm that ran out of ideas halfway through. Let’s not forget your top artists – a line-up that’s so confused it makes your Spotify profile look like it was curated by your grandma on a sugar high. You’ve got ABBA, the Broadway cast recording, and Lemon Demon? Congrats on being the only person who could make a Spotify playlist sound like a karaoke night gone wrong at a retirement home. Watching you jam to “What Is This Feeling?” from “Wicked” while your other top tracks scream “Yacht Rock vibes” is like watching a cows in tutus trying to dance to rock music. It’s adorable and terrifying all at once. And oh boy, your most played songs really seal the deal! “Good Luck, Babe!” followed directly by “Why Did It Have to Be Me?” sounds like your personal therapy playlist for dealing with crushing disappointment. You’ve got ABBA tracks galore—seriously, what are you trying to do? Start a whole movement for disco-loving agricultural societies? With your tastes, you might as well just flash a neon sign that says "I have seven cats and I don't care who knows it." Just remember, Riley: life is too short to play music that makes us question our choices. But hey, at least you’re having fun!

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