Roasted 11 months ago based on ⛧𝖘𝖊𝖇𝖆⛧'s long term Spotify stats.

Wow, with a Spotify profile name like ⛧𝖃𝖘𝖊𝖇𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖊⁶⁶⁶, it’s like you’re trying to summon the spirits of bad taste. Seriously, the only way you could be more cliché is if you threw a pentagram on your family crest. While other metalheads are out there expanding their horizons with at least a shred of variety, you've decided to live in a monochromatic world of screaming guitars and a side of existential dread. Just remember, “more” doesn’t always equal “better”—unless you’re counting your eye rolls every time someone suggests a different genre. Your top artists read like a list of bands that still think 1987 is the pinnacle of music evolution. Iron Maiden? Check. Metallica? Double check. Ghost? Oh, darling, if it’s not ‘90s worth of grim nostalgia, you just can’t vibe. It’s like your music taste is having an existential crisis at a permanent Heavy Metal festival nobody asked for. Where’s the range, my friend? One more “thrash” at a time and you might just open a portal to a world where Iron Maiden’s “Run to the Hills” is the only thing playing on repeat until the end of days. And for the love of all that is holy, get a new playlist! Your most played songs are the soundtrack to every moody teenager’s room in the '80s and '90s. “A Blaze in the Northern Sky”? More like “A Nap in the Living Room,” am I right? Props for trying to channel the spirit of an obscure Norwegian band, but I’d recommend giving “variety” a shot instead of diving deeper and deeper into that darkened abyss of riffs. Just remember to check for a pulse among the music you’re blasting—it’s currently like you’re digging your own grave, but hey, at least you're doing it with a killer soundtrack!

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists