Roasted 29 days ago based on Mikeee:)'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Mikeee: the guy who’s clearly trying to be the world’s first hip-hop sommelier. Your playlist reads like a rap scavenger hunt gone incredibly wrong. I mean, “Brazilian Trap” and “Portuguese Hip Hop”? You might as well throw in “Gibberish Rap” while you’re at it! It’s like you took a tour of the internet's most obscure genres and just decided to try every local delicacy without the slightest consideration for taste. Your musical identity is a confusing blend of underground hits that even the underground has rejected! Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? With some of the least recognizable names since your high school yearbook, you’ve found the perfect soundtrack for staring at a wall and pondering why your social life resembles that of a cactus. MF DOOM? Legendary. Sotam? Who? Is that the sound the microwave makes when it finishes reheating your sad leftovers? Your life must feel like a series of exclusive underground concerts… where no one actually shows up. I hope those artists known from the depths of the internet appreciate your 3 monthly plays, buddy! And you wonder why your Spotify Wrapped looks like the results of a musicological study gone haywire. Your most played songs are a marathon of vibe-less tracks that seem custom-designed to put people to sleep. “Giz” by Sotam, huh? Sounds like you’re just as confused about music as the rest of us are about why you chose to put “Mikeee: )” as your username. It's like you turned your profile into a hip-hop crossword puzzle, and you’re the only one who knows where all the answers are—two thumbs up for being so ironically niche that even Spotify has probably filed you under “What Were You Thinking?”

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