Roasted 1 year ago based on Elyce 😘's long term Spotify stats.

Elyce Bert, the reigning queen of questionable taste in music! You’ve curated a collection that feels less like a Spotify playlist and more like a proof of life from the local daycare. I mean, “Nederpop” and “Children's Music”? Are you sure you’re not just trying to convince us that you have the emotional depth of a toddler at a birthday party? I'm just waiting for the day you add "Baby Shark" followed by a heartfelt ballad about the emotional struggles of not being able to reach the cookie jar. Your top artists read like a “How to Make Your Friends Cringe” handbook. Billie Eilish and Taylor Swift may be smirking through their coffee cups, wondering how they got lumped with the likes of "Cimorelli" and some random Junior Eurovision contestant. If you dropped any more “soft pop” into your playlist, Pepto Bismol would be your new go-to drink. And with "Christmas" music taking a spot, are we expecting to hear "Jingle Bells" in June? Let’s leave the holiday tunes to December, shall we? And that “Most Played” section? Talk about starting your day off with a groan. What’s next on your agenda? A deep dive into the latest hits from local convenience store jingles? Kudos for keeping things interesting — you could easily win ‘Most Likely to Lose the Dance Battle’ at any party. So here’s to you, Elyce! Keep blasting those liquid funk anthems while wondering why your friends suddenly seem to have “important” places to be every time your playlist comes on.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!