Roasted 10 months ago based on martin's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Martin, your Spotify profile is like a high school reunion nobody asked for: full of old faces trying to relive their glory days while throwing in a random trendy kid to spice things up. Garage Rock and Classic Rock? Is this a music taste or a midlife crisis in the making? I can almost see you in a Hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts while trying to explain why the '60s were the peak of human achievement. Give it a rest, mate—you're not pulling off "the cool uncle" vibe when you have 'Indie' on repeat like you’re a hipster trapped in 2009. As for your top artists, you must be the only person on Earth who thinks blending The Beatles with SZA is a power move. I can only imagine you laying back on your couch, silky robe on, sipping chamomile tea, and trying to convince yourself you’re still young and ‘alternative’ because you own a vinyl of "Abbey Road." Spoiler alert: Those “sick beats” from Dominic Fike won’t distract from the fact that your taste is aging worse than leftover pizza. Seriously, this is what happens when you add every feel-good artist into a blender with zero self-awareness. And can we talk about your most played songs? "Don't Let Me Down" is an anthem for your entire Spotify, because honestly, Martin, when it comes to your playlists, many of us are already let down. Sure, you’re trying to balance the timeless classics with whatever random earworm that you hope is *somehow* going to elevate your dull music reputation. But when "Everything Will Be Okay" by ORION 224 is sandwiched between Frank Sinatra and Bo Burnham, it feels less like a journey and more like a chaotic road trip driven by a guy with a clipboard who’s never heard of a GPS. So here’s to you, Martin, and your musical identity crisis—may your playlists be as unpredictable as your taste!

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