Roasted 7 months ago based on 💤's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape of a kid who just got dumped by his high school crush and decided that wallowing in a haze of "Rage Rap" and repetitive Ken Carson tracks was the best way to cope. Seriously, it's like your life's motto is "why have a personality when you can just put a bunch of angsty songs on repeat and call it a day?" I mean, I knew you were taking the underground vibe to heart, but at this point, your taste looks like it’s trapped in a basement with stale pizza and a broken heater. And let's just take a moment to appreciate the shrine you've built for Ken Carson. With more listens than a teenage girl obsessing over the latest rom-com, you'd think he was your therapist! Your Most Played Songs look like one long, questionable love letter, where every track screams "I can never move on!" It's basically the musical equivalent of wearing the same unwashed hoodie for a week straight – everyone knows you’ve got a few more outfits in your closet, but here you are, reliving the same heartache! As for your top artists? Looks like you’ve managed to find every rapper who’s ever dropped a single that sounds suspiciously similar to the last one. I didn’t realize "UK Garage," and "Grime" meant "I can’t decide which underground rabbit hole to fall into but I definitely don’t want to listen to anything mainstream." But hey, at least you’re consistent in your lack of variety! Your playlist screams “I read way too much Reddit while high,” and honestly, I’m just surprised you haven’t sneaked in a couple of lo-fi beats to throw off the scent of your desperate obsession.

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