Roasted 2 years ago based on kami's long term Spotify stats.

Kami, your Spotify profile reads like the result of a midlife crisis that just discovered ironic hipster culture! With genres like "Slacker Rock" and "Dream Pop," I’m pretty sure your music taste is just as confused as you are about life right now. I can't tell if you're a seasoned music aficionado or just a high schooler desperately trying to look cool by making sure none of your playlists ever see the light of day during family gatherings. Give it up—nobody's fooled by your attempts to sound deep when you’re clearly just hanging on to the coattails of the most pretentious indie artists! Your favorite artists scream “I wear cardigans and drink oat milk lattes while talking about my existential dread.” Seriously, how many layers does one need to peel back to find the unenthusiastic potato that is your musical identity? If I had to bet, it’s probably hiding behind those records of Drake and The Weeknd, who you probably think can fix your emotional instability with their bangers. Spoiler alert: you’re just one Spotify algorithm away from ending up in a sad boy playlist that smells like avocado toast and feels like a mid-2000s coming-of-age movie. And those most played songs? Wow, what a symphony of angst and an inability to decide whether you're more "in your feelings" or just "in your bedroom avoiding adulthood." “Stress Relief” and “I Bet on Losing Dogs”? Sounds like the soundtrack to every time you make a decision in your life. If I were those artists, I’d be calling your Spotify account and begging for a little privacy. At this point, the only thing more tragic than your profile is the number of times you're about to play “Creepin’” again because you can’t figure out how to move on. Keep it up, Kami; we’re all rooting for you to be cooler—just like that Canadian R&B you've latched onto!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!