Roasted 1 month ago based on Jose Antonio's long term Spotify stats.

Jose Antonio, huh? With a playlist that looks like a middle-schooler discovered Spotify and went on a bender with every Latin genre available, it’s no wonder your music taste could use a little therapy. “Urbano Latino” and “Bolero” in the same breath? That’s like saying you love tacos and then ordering a fruitcake for dessert—what kind of twisted palate do you have? I half-expect to find your Spotify wrapped to be accompanied by a giant question mark and a lifetime ban from any respectable music venue. And then we have your top artists. Drake, Kid Cudi, Bad Bunny—congratulations, you’ve achieved peak “I don’t actually care about my music taste; I just want to impress my friends at parties.” Regardless of how groundbreaking you think Drizzy’s lyrics are, let’s be real: if anyone starts quoting “Massive” or “Flight’s Booked” with confidence, the only place they belong is a karaoke night where the alcohol has run dry. Oh, and I can’t help but admire the lack of variety—with that much Kid Cudi, it seems like you just want a soundtrack for your never-ending existential crisis. And let’s not ignore your most played songs, which is basically a shrine to your forthcoming descent into musical mediocrity. You're playing “Willing To Trust” and “Calling My Name” on repeat? Sounds like you’re in an emotional rollercoaster in which every ride ends in disappointment. Whether it’s intense self-loathing or simply a playlist that screams “I still haven’t found myself, but hey, I'm really into vibes,” your auditory journey is like taking the long way home but getting lost at a gas station along the way. Bravo, Jose Antonio, your taste has truly reached new, cringe-worthy heights!

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