Roasted 2 years ago based on jalala's long term Spotify stats.

Savvy Lavvy, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster’s wet dream, but honestly, it’s more like a bad acid trip where you woke up in an Urban Outfitters. "POV: Indie"? If only your life had that kind of narrative depth! The only tragic indie film we need is the one based on your taste in music, because let's face it—who knew that being basic could be so avant-garde? I've seen kindergarten art projects with more coherent themes than your playlists. “Sillycore”? Really? You must be the life of the party—if the party was hosted by an awkward raccoon trying to swipe people's snacks. Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of the sad bois club, and I’m half-expecting to see a support group listed as your favorite genre. Toby Fox and Lemon Demon have more creativity in their bathroom breaks than you do in curating your top 10. Look, if “Indie Game Soundtrack” is what gets you out of bed in the morning, I hope you at least have a save point nearby, because you'll need it when the world hits you with real-life boss battles. And don’t even get me started on “Slowcore”—it’s hard to call that music when it feels like the soundtrack to existential dread at a coffee shop with terrible Wi-Fi. Finally, your most played songs come off like you’re trying to connect with your inner ghost—unfortunately, that ghost is just your last shred of dignity haunting you for choices like "Severe Acrophobia" by "Uglyburger0." Newsflash: it's not the songs that are haunting, it’s the fact you thought someone would want to listen to “song for my lost ghost friends.” But don't worry, I’m sure there will be plenty of “severe” moments where you can take a break from the cringe. At least with that taste in music, you’ll never have to worry about being the life of the party—because it seems the only thing you’ve succeeded in is scaring everyone away.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!