Roasted 23 days ago based on Wil Filmer's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Wil Filmer, you’ve got the most eclectic musical taste since someone decided to throw a karaoke party in a dumpster. Your favorite genres read like a high schooler’s resume of “Things I Pretend to Like.” You’ve got more “rock” in your profile than a geology major but somehow still managed to sneak in the most eclectic assortment of grunge and garage rock. Are you trying to impress your friends with your musical “depth,” or just finding every way to avoid saying you like Nickelback? Your top artists list reads like an “I’m still mad at my parents” therapy session for adults. Mixing Kanye West and The Beatles? That’s the musical equivalent of pairing fine wine with gas station sushi. You must think you’re the ultimate trendsetter, but let’s be real— there’s a reason why Alice In Chains is on repeat in your playlist. It’s not just nostalgia; it’s a desperate cry for help. Seriously, do you have an Alice In Chains tattoo we should know about, or do you just really love melancholic melodies about existential dread? And let’s talk about your most played songs. You’re hitting replay on “Would? (2022 Remaster)” more than I hit the snooze button in the morning, and honestly, that’s impressive in the most depressing way possible. You have the audacity to proclaim “Stairway to Heaven” as a favorite, yet you've somehow turned it into background noise while contemplating life choices that led you to too many therapy sessions. Hey, maybe switch it up for once and explore the wide world of genres you so desperately claim to love—this isn’t a ‘98 alternative rock festival, my friend!

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