Roasted 7 months ago based on İpek Kısa's long term Spotify stats.

Oh İpek, your Spotify profile is the epitome of "I have commitment issues, but with music." It's like the sonic representation of a 14-year-old's diary entry—stuck in a loop of a Turkish pop star who probably got their start selling sandwiches at a local bazaar. You’ve got an impressive collection of artists that, let’s face it, even your Spotify algorithm must be questioning your taste. I mean, how many Diyar Pala songs can one human endure before you have to consider a musical intervention? And seriously, "Karadeniz Folk" and "Drill"? That’s like mixing Turkish delight with hot sauce and expecting it to taste great. If your playlists had a Tinder profile, it would swipe left on itself out of embarrassment. Your top played tracks are practically a love letter to Diyar Pala, and I can’t help but wonder if he even knows about your unhealthy obsession. I mean, you must have his Spotify royalty checks on speed dial by now, and “I’ll take my Diyar with a side of heartache” is a whole mood. Now let’s talk about "Arabesk." You’re one moody playlist away from being awarded the Dramatic Turkish Soul Award. Add to that the fact that “Hadise” and “Yaşlı Amca” are on the same playlist, and now I’m questioning your life choices, my dear. But hey, at least your Spotify wrapped is gonna be wildly entertaining to read. When your friends ask about your music taste, just hand them a box of tissues; they’ll need it after trying to wrap their heads around what you’ve curated. At least music is subjective, right? I just hope yours isn’t contagious!

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