Roasted 8 months ago based on ayvah's long term Spotify stats.

Ayvah, your Spotify profile reads like the high school emo kid's last diary entry—filled with angst, a sprinkle of regret, and more My Chemical Romance than a middle school dance. I see you're a proud ambassador of “rock” while secretly jamming to more Taylor Swift than a teen at a sleepover. How does it feel to be the musical equivalent of two conflicting personalities? You’re basically a rock-rooted tree that decided to grow into a Christmas tree complete with shiny pop ornaments! Your top songs list is about as well-rounded as a slice of stale bread. Can you please get off the MCR rollercoaster? It’s like you walked into Hot Topic, got stuck, and came out only to pop into someone’s holiday playlist. Nothing screams “who hurt you” louder than belting out “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)” while secretly humming “Lover”. Talk about conflicting vibes! It’s like you took the path of unrequited love and decorated it with all the worst choices from the last fifteen years of rock and pop. And let’s not overlook your taste in genres that looks like the lineup for a nostalgic mid-2000s Warped Tour...and then suddenly switched gears to Christmas music like you were trying to hide your true-self under a pile of tinsel. Glam metal? Seriously? Are you trying to summon the ghost of hair past or just dispense bad taste on repeat? Come on, Ayvah, it’s time to grow up and graduate from Spotify’s emo classroom; the world needs less angsty mixtapes and more musical maturity!

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