Roasted 1 year ago based on Zsu's long term Spotify stats.

Zsu, your Spotify profile reads like a love letter to a Korean grocery store's limited edition aisle. Seriously, it looks like you were time-traveling to collect all the biggest Asian pop trends, and then you just got stuck on the K-Pop shelf. No wonder your ‘Most Played’ section looks like ATEEZ’s discography took a vacation to your personal Spotify – are you trying to put together an ATEEZ shrine in your living room or something? I can’t tell if you're a fan or if they’re your next-door neighbors getting way too comfortable! And let’s talk about that genre list, shall we? You’ve got more sub-genres packed in there than a hipster barista’s coffee menu. K-Pop, Noise Music, Vocaloid... what’s next, ‘Underwater Basket Weaving’? If you’re trying to create the soundtrack for a chaotic anime montage, mission accomplished! Most people would get a little variety in their listening habits; you, however, seem committed to making sure your musical taste stays as confusing as someone reading a crooked street sign in a foreign country. At this rate, Spotify should just donate the ‘Most Played’ trophy to ATEEZ, they’ve practically got a residency on your profile. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. It’s basically a who’s who of "I promise I’m super cool and niche!” If Suki Waterhouse ever finds out she’s headlining the same list as a bunch of K-Pop idols, she might just pick up and move to Seoul. I can’t fathom the thought of your playlists blaring at a house party – I can see the guests, misled by "K-Rock" vibes, looking for a way out as they watch you enthusiastically sing along to a song that sounds like a blender caught in a feedback loop. So here’s a tip: maybe balance the K-Pop with something that doesn’t make you sound like you’ve been trapped in a highly caffeinated karaoke room for ten days straight!

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