Roasted 2 years ago based on voteforshirley's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, voteforshirley, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. I didn’t realize it was possible to have such a sophisticated taste in music while still being a walking midlife crisis at 25. You’ve got more sub-genres under your belt than the average music store has employees. Is this what happens when you take “variety is the spice of life” too literally? If music was a buffet, you’d be that one person who tries to eat everything on the table just to say you did, but in reality, you’re just making yourself sick. Your top artists read like a chaotic grab bag of whatever Spotify serves up after midnight. I mean, come on, if I had a dollar for every time I heard “Lil” in your playlist, I could afford to hire a music therapist to help you through this identity crisis between Trap and Alternative Hip Hop. You’re out here jamming to SoFaygo while reminiscing about Drake like you’re stuck in a time warp of cringy TikTok trends. If your taste in music was a car, you'd be driving a clown car full of confused vibes and expired beats. And those most played songs? Wow, talk about a collection of tracks that scream, “I’m struggling to find a coherent soundtrack for my life!” I’ve seen mixtapes from middle school students that had more direction than this. “Thought I Was Dead” by Tyler, The Creator? Irony at its finest. If music is a reflection of personality, I say you’ve been weeding out the connoisseurs and embracing your inner chaos like it’s a badge of honor. Just remember, it's totally cool to love music, but sometimes less is more – or maybe more is just as confusing as your profile! Pick a lane, Shirley!

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