Roasted 7 months ago based on Rizzubyy_'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey there, Rizzubyy_, your Spotify profile is like a bad episode of a reality show where you desperately try to convince everyone you have eclectic taste, but all we see are cringeworthy attempts at genre blending that would make even a mad scientist cringe. I mean, Hyperpop and Nu Metal? That's like mixing oil and water, and I'm pretty sure your playlists have self-combusted in sheer confusion. And can we talk about the fact that Jersey Club is sitting cozy next to Heavy Metal? It’s like showing up to a black-tie event in a neon tracksuit while claiming you’re a trendsetter. Spoiler alert: you’re just confused. Your "Top Artists" list reads like a desperate teenager’s mixtape to impress someone who would rather listen to paint dry. 6arelyhuman and Odetari, huh? You're trying way too hard to be edgy while still cuddling your inner pop fan, evidenced by your inexplicable obsession with Katy Perry. Nothing says "I’m unique" quite like admitting that "Harleys In Hawaii" is a go-to jam. It’s as if you’re playing a game of “which overplayed track can I throw in to sound relatable,” and honey, that strategy is as old as MySpace at this point. You have the full emo range of artists and still chose to throw in a Katy Perry track like you're trying to wreck an already shaky reputation. And let’s not overlook your “Most Played Songs.” You went from rock bangers to a track by Joseline Hernandez all while trying to maintain the vibe of a post-apocalyptic rave. I can almost hear your friends trying to decipher if you’re throwing a deep emotional listening party or if you’re just genuinely lost. Newsflash: your current playlist isn’t just a collection, it’s a cry for help. Now, can someone please get Rizzubyy_ some musical direction before they start including Baby Shark in the mix? Because if I see one more of your genre juxtapositions, I might just accidentally unfriend myself from your Spotify.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists