Roasted 1 year ago based on ☥☆♱𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖕𝖎𝖝𝖎𝖊♱☆☥'s long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the unholy spawn of a goth kid who discovered Spotify and decided to pick every genre that sounds like it should be played during a midlife crisis in a gas station parking lot. You’ve got more “metal” in your playlist than a junkyard, but let’s be real—you probably think “Korn” is what you should put on a cob of corn to make it fancy at a barbecue. With a name like “☥☆♱𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖕𝖎𝖝𝖎𝖊♱☆☥,” it’s no surprise your music tastes lean toward the melodramatic. I can already imagine you listening to your angst-riddled playlist while contemplating every life choice leading up to this moment. Your top artists list reads like a cry for help from a teenager who just got dumped by their first emo crush. Sufjan Stevens? Seriously? Did you accidentally trip your way into an indie coffee shop and now can’t escape? Mixing Nirvana and Lana Del Rey shows you’re just as confused about what you want as you are in life—unclear whether to scream or sip on some cold brew. And don’t even get me started on your favorite song being “Knife Prty” by Deftones. Sure, nothing screams “I’m a passionate soul who feels deeply” quite like a song title that literally gives a solid warning to everyone around you. And let’s talk about your most played tracks, shall we? The range is legendary—almost as legendary as your awkward encounters at social gatherings where you try to connect with others by quoting lyrics from "Bloodletting (The Vampire Song)." Like, no offense, but if your Spotify profile could talk, it’d either discuss existential dread or ask if you’ve ever considered switching to a genre that doesn't involve the words "blood," "death," or "grunge." So here's a toast to you, the ultimate soundtrack for anyone who wants to wallow in their feelings while questioning every decision they've ever made. Cheers!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!