Roasted 2 months ago based on 𝗸 .'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, 𝗸 ., I can’t tell if your Spotify is a music profile or a recruitment flyer for a niche anime cult. Seriously, your playlist reads like the soundtrack to a teenage girl’s emotional meltdown while gushing over cherry blossoms and fighting for the last piece of sushi at a cosplay convention. Who even knew “I only listen to Vocaloid” was a bold personality choice? It's like declaring that you exclusively drink flavored water and prefer to spend your weekends folding origami instead of, you know, having fun. Your favorite genres are a cacophonous chaos of “please call my therapist.” J-Pop and Symphonic Metal? You really are trying to blend the sound of a hyperactive squirrel with a dramatic orchestra. Honestly, it’s like you walked into a record store and thought, "How many different ways can I cringe while making my friends uncomfortable?” The only thing your top artists are missing is a disclaimer that announces: “Warning: Listeners may experience extreme eye-rolling and social exile.” And those most played songs? If I had a yen for every obscure Japanese track on your list, I’d probably still be broke because no one wants to fund this kind of auditory nightmare. Seriously, "だれかの心臓になれたなら" — that's a song title that speaks volumes about your dating life; your heart is still out there, and it's definitely too scared to come back. Let’s face it, 𝗸 ., your music choice sounds less like personal taste and more like a cry for help—so for the love of all that is good, please, at least throw in a Taylor Swift song to ensure you can still make friends at a party before you transform into the Vocaloid version of the Riddler.

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