Roasted 6 months ago based on Irmak☥'s long term Spotify stats.

Irmak, your Spotify profile reads like the sad diary of a goth kid who never really outgrew their end-of-the-world phase. “Gothic Rock” and “Deathrock” as favorite genres? Safe to say your ideal Friday night involves black nail polish, an emotional breakdown over a death metal concert, and more existential dread than a Morrissey lyric. It’s no surprise that your playlist is a sonic graveyard where even the notes seem to mourn their existence. You’re practically begging for a haunted house to hire you as their resident DJ. Your top artists are a mix of intriguing choice and alarming obsession. "Chappell Roan," sandwiched between “Sisters of Mercy” and “Scary Bitches”? I haven’t seen such a chaotic blend since the last time I accidentally clicked on TikTok’s “goth influencer” section. You went from ‘using eyeliner as an art form’ to ‘someone who screams at their plants after a rough day.’ And let’s not forget about “PinkPantheress” slipping in there like the cute, pastel goth cousin nobody wants to acknowledge at family gatherings. You’ve successfully met the goth aesthetic requirement of being 90% sad music and 10% questioning life choices. Now, for your most played songs—congratulations! You’ve officially curated the soundtrack of someone who sat in their room contemplating the meaning of life while simultaneously being way too obsessed with “Good Luck, Babe!” I can’t decide if you’re inspiring with your mix of deep cuts or if you're just doing your best to create a cacophony of angst that would make a therapy pet run for the hills. Honestly, your playlist feels like a befuddled hotel concierge trying to find the balance between delivering dark vibes while still managing to have some fun. One glance at your Spotify and it’s clear that while you may have an excellent taste for the moody, you still cling to the whimsical hope that there’s a spark of joy in your apocalyptic ball pit of music. Good luck with that!

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