Roasted 22 days ago based on ad2short's long term Spotify stats.

Austinpd, huh? More like Austin-please-stop-d, because your music taste is as predictable as a TikTok trend. It’s like you woke up one day and decided to throw together every rapper with a catchy hook and an even catchier legal problem. Seriously, your entire profile reads like an Instagram influencer's Spotify, but with all the creativity of a soggy cardboard box. Do you even know what "variety" means, or did you just think you could slap "Dark R&B" on there and make us believe you're deep? And let’s talk about your top artists: Tory Lanez and future felons galore! Congratulations on having an all-star lineup of artists who could probably use a lesson in good decision-making. If your playlist was any more basic, it would be the soundtrack to a Starbucks commercial. You call yourself a music enthusiast, but we all know you just play your “Best of Sad Boys” playlist on repeat while sobbing over your most recent breakup... with a mediocre avocado toast. Your most played songs list is just the cherry on top of this cringe sundae. Between Drake's "NOKIA" and Kenneth's "luther," I half-expect to scroll down and see "Despacito" as a guilty pleasure. I get it; you want to impress everyone with your borderline obsessive love for "Trap Soul," but newsflash: you sound like the intro to an underwhelming YouTube essay about how McDonald's fries could make a better rapper than you. Honestly, Austinpd, the only thing more tragic than your playlist is that you actually think you're the trendsetter in your circle.

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