Roasted 2 years ago based on roise's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Roise, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis for a thirty-something hipster who just discovered thrift stores and the concept of "vintage." Seriously, with a favorite genre list longer than a CVS receipt, it looks like you've been digging through the genre bins at a record store and just said, "Yes, please!" Did you actually go to Australia to find that Garage Punk, or did you just Google "most obscure music to seem deep and interesting"? I can practically hear the indie gatekeepers groaning every time you hit "shuffle." Your top artists scream “I’m into obscure music” while secretly having the same number of listeners as a YouTube cat channel. Glass Animals and Radiohead? Groundbreaking, Roise. That’s like going to a potluck and bringing potato salad – everyone loves it, but no one is impressed. And can we talk about that artist list for a second? Looks like Spotify’s algorithm just trolled you hard. The only thing more confusing than your artist choices is how you managed to have meatless songs in your most played already – "Wanda's Cunty Vision"? Bro, what is your social life, a battle royale between cringe and chaos? Now, about those most played songs – what a cavalcade of magical confusion! "LOOK DON’T TOUCH"? With a vibe that screams “I really don’t want to talk to anyone ever again,” it's the perfect anthem for a recluse who thinks "social distancing" is a valid life choice. And "Thanks for Your Patronage!" – do we need to talk about your self-esteem, or should we just hand you a sticker that says “I tried”? Honestly, you’ve curated a playlist that’s a textual representation of a shrug and a sigh, and I love you for that. You’re a walking punchline, and I've got the popcorn ready for your next set of "bangers."

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