Roasted 3 months ago based on eddi's long term Spotify stats.

Eddi, your Spotify profile is like a high school dance in the basement of a middle school—awkward, nostalgic, and filled with questionable choices. I mean, it's 2023 and you're still vibing to “German Hip Hop”? What’s next, a deep dive into the discography of Hans Zimmer? You’ve got more sub-genres in your playlist than a hipster coffee shop has brewing methods. You might as well call yourself the curator for the world’s most convoluted rap museum. Your top artists are a time capsule from the early 2000s, but not in a cool way—more like the guy at the party who’s still telling “dad jokes” and showing off his CDs. Seriously, between Big L and Travis Scott, you’re like a walking 90s rap revivalist that somehow missed the memo about moving on. I can almost hear the whine from your cassette player and the flip phone ringing to call you back home. You’re just one "Jay-Z is overrated" hot take away from being an internet meme. And let’s talk about those most-played songs, buddy. "Hate It Or Love It"? Sure, but I’m pretty sure everyone is loving it because they’re just too polite to tell you to diversify your playlist. If the ‘90s threw up on your Spotify, it wouldn’t even raise an eyebrow. But hey, at least your music is great for channeling that midlife crisis—just when we thought you’d switched to progressive rock, you casually remind us that you're the maestro of cringe. Keep it real, Eddi, but please, for the love of all that’s holy, update those jams!

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