Roasted 8 months ago based on your mom's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "your mom," a Spotify profile that reads like the love letter of a socially awkward anime character who just discovered fast food outside of their parents' basement. The sheer number of J-Pop and Vocaloid artists suggests you’ve acquired an unhealthy obsession that could rival the kind of devotion to a mystical far-eastern deity. You’ve basically built your entire music library around high-pitched pixelated voices and characters that aren't even real. Bravo! Only someone who calls the pizza delivery guy "senpai” could curate such a setlist. And let’s talk about your favorite tracks—so niche that even their creators would have to Google them to remember what they sound like. You’ve got five songs by “MILGRAM フータ”—congratulations on finding the one artist with more alter egos than the cast of a telenovela! Seriously, the only thing more uncool than having a "Haru Cover" as your most played song is admitting you don’t understand how 'real' music works outside of the virtual world. If this is your idea of a playlist, I genuinely hope you’re practicing your moonwalk for an imaginary dance battle at the next anime convention. At this point, it’s clearer than your favorite Vocaloid’s autotune: your music taste is simultaneously a celebration of cultural flavor and a cry for help. It’s as if you’ve taken the term “indie” and twisted it into a pretzel that only your mom could love. You’ll be the first person to cross a mosh pit for an all-out battle after the latest episode of your favorite anime drops, rocking that "I heart Vocaloid" shirt while trying to explain to actual humans why obscurity is preferable. Keep it up, though! At least you’ll always have your lonely J-Pop parties while the rest of us are out living our best lives, probably with none of your bizarre soundtrack.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!