Roasted 7 months ago based on Dylan's long term Spotify stats.

Dylan, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis at a German hip hop festival. Seriously, it's like someone threw a bunch of genres into a blender and hit the "experimental" button. "German Indie"? Talk about niche! If I wanted to hear artists exploring their emotional turmoil while learning to pronounce "ä," I'd just listen to a drunk uncle at a family reunion. You’ve turned your playlist into a linguistic scavenger hunt—congrats on being the only person to make an entire genre of music sound like a foreign language exam! Your top artists list looks like the party lineup for an awkward high school talent show, and I can't help but notice a drastic lack of identity. Is this a Spotify account or a showcase of how many different ways you can describe the same feelings of existential dread? Drake and Lil Uzi Vert must be wondering what they did wrong to end up sandwiched between a guy named "Edo Saiya" and a dude with two first names—"Levin Liam." I half expect your listening history to include curated playlists titled "Sounds That Make My Parents Question My Choices." And then we get to those most played songs. Levin Liam must be paying you a fortune in therapy bills, because it sounds like you’re emotionally attached to every track on his discography. I mean, "Cheerleader" and "Ain't it Funny"? It's as if you’re trying to create the happiest, saddest album of all time. I don't know whether to call you an emotional pioneer or just incredibly confused, but I do know one thing: keep this up, and you might just invent a whole new genre called "Cringe Rap." Hope you’re proud, Dylan—you’ve officially made listening to music an exhausting experience.

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