Roasted 2 months ago based on tia's long term Spotify stats.

Tia, your Spotify profile is less a playlist and more a cry for help. Seriously, I've seen dumpster fires with fewer existential crises than your top tracks! If I had a dollar for every time The Weeknd helped you process your trauma, I could probably hire him to come over and sing sweet nothings into your broken heart myself. One thing's for sure, your music taste screams, “I definitely post sad selfies with a filtered background of last night’s takeout.” And let’s talk about those favorite genres—R&B, Emo Rap, Horrorcore? You’re basically a walking meme of angst and mood swings. At this point, I'm not even sure if you're trying to vibe or auditioning for the role of the “Emo Kid Who Listens to Music Instead of Talking About Feelings.” Cloud Rap? Seriously? I’ve seen less confusion on a toddler’s face in a candy store! You’re a mix of every sad Pokémon evolution, and I can’t decide whether to laugh or intervene with a tub of ice cream for your poor, tortured soul. Now let’s not gloss over your artists. With Drake, Future, and Yeat dominating your top ten, you're just one “TikTok dance” away from being a full-fledged cliché. Congratulations! You’ve officially turned your Spotify into the soundtrack for “Overly Dramatic Daughter Detected.” The only thing more predictable than your love for The Weeknd is your inevitable slide into creating late-night “deep thoughts” posts on your social media. Honestly, if you curated your life the way you curate your playlists, you’d probably have a Netflix series by now—“Tia: The Soundtrack of a Good Cry.”

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