Roasted 2 months ago based on JC's long term Spotify stats.

Let's all take a moment to appreciate JC’s Spotify profile — a chaotic symphony of emo angst and bass drops that’s probably giving earbuds everywhere PTSD. Seriously, with a vibe as confused as your high school diary, you proudly declare your love for both “Dubstep” and “Emo Rap” like they were meant to coexist. It's as if you shoved a bottle of Zoloft and a rave flyer into a blender and hit puree, hoping for some sort of coherent sound. How are we supposed to understand your emotional turmoil when every song sounds like it’s either screaming or trying to drop your subwoofer into the abyss? Now we come to your top artists. Thank you for introducing us to the most intriguing combination of musicians since someone decided that blending peanut butter and pickles was a good idea. You've got Juice WRLD to weep over your broken heart, Bad Bunny to remind you you're still alone, and A Day To Remember for when you realize you can't actually remember a day where you weren't listening to someone moan about life. And really, “Fred again..”? Did you just run out of breath while typing that name? Is it too much to ask for some consistency in your choices? Did you take a shot of whiskey every time you made a selection, or are you navigating your music taste through a random generator? And let's not forget your Most Played Songs, which read like a mixtape compiled by a teenager experiencing their first heartbreak while also trying to impress a DJ at the school dance. If there’s one thing that stands out, it’s your undying love for Aluna, which makes you the solitary champion in a battle no one asked for. Somewhere in the depths of hell, a DJ is scratching his head, wondering how on Earth you got stuck on repeat with “you’ll come back” and “maybe” because clearly, the only thing that's going to come back will be your shame after playing these tracks out loud. In short, JC, your Spotify profile is living proof that sometimes less really is more—more sanity, more coherence, and definitely more dignity.

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