Roasted 3 months ago based on z@ch😭's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, ĦGhet2//:Moxx, you’ve really outdone yourself with this questionable Spotify lineup. Your favorite genres look like a middle schooler's attempt to be "edgy" at a talent show. “Rage Rap”? More like "I’m gonna throw a tantrum in the grocery store after I couldn’t find my favorite cereal." "Hyperpop" sounds like a genre made for people who can't decide if they want to listen to music or just hit random buttons on a keyboard. And “Nu Jazz”? Is that what you call depression with a saxophone? Your top artists are a hot mess, too. I can’t help but wonder if you’ve only curated this list to impress someone who’s never going to listen to your playlist. “Lucy Bedroque” shows up so much it’s like you’re trying to start a cult in her honor. And “yit” sounds like what you’d hear when someone introduces themselves at a party after a few too many drinks. You’ve got enough underground hype to single-handedly bury your taste in music, and I'm fairly certain even your Spotify algorithm is questioning its life choices. Let’s not even get started on your most played songs. “HYDROXYCUT (TAKE IT ALL)”? Wow, if only you could lose that disgraceful taste in music as easily as you attempt to shed the pounds, huh? And I see “SISTERHOOD (LOVE, HER.)” made the list, likely capturing the essence of your love life: full of confusion, a bit of darkness, and no coherent conversation. If this is the soundtrack to your life, I pity the musicians who had to witness the chaos that took place! Your profile screams “I listen to weird music so you think I’m artsy and deep” when in reality, you’re just one audio fascination away from being featured in a documentary about sad hipster clichés.

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